For whatever reason, the creative juices haven’t been flowing around this here blog for some time. I can’t really explain why because I don’t actually know why. It’s just isn’t happening and, as I’m sure you know already, you can’t make it happen. It isn’t as though things haven’t been happening; I just haven’t had [...]
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to take this opportunity to present to you proof that not even Apple itself thinks that the Mac can win the Mac vs. PC war. Have a look.
On the surface, it looks like the PC is experiencing trouble more than 140 years into the future. [...]
This weekend is going to be a long one for me. I’m going somewhere on Friday and coming back Monday. The question, of course, is where am I headed? I’ll give you a few clues.
1) It’s going to take 1 hour 25 minutes to fly there.
2) It’s going to be cooler there than here.
3) Gophers [...]
When it comes to coffee, I’ve never been a crazed addict. I don’t go to Starbucks four times a day and I don’t buy multiple cups of coffee for myself when I go. My friends don’t buy me gift cards to coffee shops for my birthday and Christmas because they know I probably won’t get [...]
Last Saturday, between booze brunch and a tailgate, I came home to someone parked in my parking space. To be more clear, that’s covered parking space that is official property of me. Not a space I just happen to park in, that bitch is mine. The vehicle did not have its hazard lights blinking, which [...]
It’s that time of year again, when the nation is gripped by March Madness. Video feeds are found online. People take long lunches at ESPNZone. Dummy spreadsheets are created to alt+tab to at work. News reports surface about how many man hours or how much money is lost by companies as a result of employees [...]
I step out of the car into the still city night. The moon and stars above light my path as I walk to the entrance, and all I hear is my feet on the sidewalk. I push the doors open with both hands. From the corner of the room, I watch myself enter and walk [...]
Comedy Central’s newest Wednesday show, airing at 10:30pm just before The Daily Show, is Important Things with Demetri Martin. I was a little concerned about how his standup would translate to a 30 minute TV show, but it ends up being pretty good. Below is a song called Me vs. You from last week’s show. [...]