Happy Hour Rewind

So yes, I went to the happy hour on Friday night. There were a few new faces, and many familiar ones. Here’s what I can tell you:

- When you have a hunch that people will be gathering out by the heat lamps, it’s a good idea to follow that hunch.

- It probably would have been better for me to have had that hunch before leaving the house so I could have remembered my gloves.

- There was a lot of cleavage.

- Popping someone’s Jumbo Slice cherry can make you feel good about yourself, even if it was the first time you yourself ever had Jumbo Slice while mostly sober.

- When finding yourself in the same Jumbo Slice for the second time in the night, you’re highly unlikely to order another slice of pizza, no matter how drunk you might be.

- “I’m from Jersey” is evidently an acceptable comeback for “Go back to Maryland” to some people.

- When hopping in a cab, departing the company of 4 women, the cabbie would prefer to take the 4 women, and he won’t hesitate to tell you. Twice.

Coming later: Things I did instead of watching the Oscars

Happy Hour Rewind

10 Responses

  1. That’s a cabbie I can agree with!

    I told him I didn’t want to be first, but I guess he didn’t care.

  2. Ha! I’m sorry I missed this one…sounds like a good time.

    Admit it, you just wanted the Jumbo Slice.

  3. Most people from NJ are grateful for being from NJ and not MD. Rightfully so, IMO.

    I had an internal list of people I thought were likely to comment on that little bit there. I can not confirm your rank on said list.

  4. It was nice to see you again! I’m blaming Friday for the horrible cold I ended up with on Saturday.

    You were a pleasant surprise. Good to see you as well.

  5. i’m from new jersey. that should explain a lot.

    I’m not even sure whether you’re backing Dagny Taggart up on this.

  6. “-When finding yourself in the same Jumbo Slice for the second time in the night, you’re highly unlikely to order another slice of pizza, no matter how drunk you might be.”

    Not quite accurate.

    Haha… It wasn’t clear that I didn’t have the room for it by my hesitation to bite the pizza you shoved at my mouth?

  7. There would have been a lot more cleavage had we been indoors. I have a reputation to maintain and the outdoor bar heat lamps were not enough to get the girls out of hiding.

    I think Jumbo Slice would’ve been a more suitable venue.

  8. You know what’s lame? How no one cool lives near me. I’m starting to think I should relocate for the sole purpose of crashing shit like this. I could even break out the cleavage if necessary.

  9. Is jumbo slice a piece of pizza? I guess I”ve never had one. Leave it to me to think it was something sexual.

  10. My boob mole got its own Facebook tag! That’s a good night.

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