When he wants to play, you’re going to play. Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated. Or at least your ass will be scratched.
Instigator.
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TMI Thursday: Christmas Cannon
Posted on December 11, 2008 by I-66
It’s Thursday, and I’ve got some TMI offerings for you. Today’s story, with a nod to the holidays:
Christmas Cannon
It technically was the week after Christmas, something in the neighborhood of 5 years ago, maybe 6. I was concerned because my dog hadn’t taken a dump in a few days. He was eating, but he’d only [...]
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God, I hope so.
Posted on December 10, 2008 by I-66
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If that’s where he’s trapped, I’m sure “corruption” is the least of his worries.
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Let the record show that we were both at work
Posted on December 10, 2008 by I-66
Drunk friends can be fun, especially when they get back to work from a lunch that included a few glasses of wine.
I-66: so wait, how much wine did you have?
DD: some
ish
I-66: don’t be coy, DD.
DD: some glasses
4 maybe?
big
I-66: lightweight.
DD: middle of the day-weight
I-66: DD, that doesn’t make any [...]
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PSA
Posted on December 9, 2008 by I-66
The word ridiculous is spelled without the letter e. Each i sound is a short i, as in sick and as in ring. Therefore, if you’re going to do something silly like abbreviate the word, you should not insert a long e sound into the first syllable. It should not sound like “reedic.” Similarly, when [...]
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How well do you know your I-66?
Posted on December 9, 2008 by I-66
When we were walking to our second venue of Friday night, we were approached by a pair of ladies that I believe to have been mother and daughter, one of whom asked whether we knew where the “S & M Grill” was. We simultaneously reached for our phones to find this mythical restaurant and I [...]
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Weekend Pros & Cons
Posted on December 8, 2008 by I-66
PRO: Seeing a bunch of awesome bloggers on Friday night
PRO: Proving that my powers of cajoling know no bounds
CON: Proving that I can be cajoled into things, like walking long distances in the cold, just as easily
PRO: My outstanding bathroom line leapfrogging abilities
PRO: Italian Voyage
CON: Not remembering what each thing we ate was
CON: Wandering around [...]
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Phoned it in
Posted on December 5, 2008 by I-66
You know what I hate? I hate when I call somewhere, explain a situation and ask a question, and get transferred to someone else who should be able to help, only the person transferring the call doesn’t tell the next person what the problem is, so I have to repeat myself. And heaven forbid I [...]
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That’s that Hawaiian burger joint
Posted on December 4, 2008 by I-66
One of my favorite movies of all time is Pulp Fiction. While there are still other point winning opportunities below, I bring you more. The following is Jules Winfield’s Ezekiel 25:17 with words missing. For two points each, fill in the blanks. Five minute rule applies.
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Quoth the movie…
Posted on December 4, 2008 by I-66
It’s Thursday and the points are back. Give me the movie and the character who said it for the [points].
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