Hu Flung… Pee?

Man accused of ramming wheelchair into officer

CINCINNATI (AP) — A 45-year-old paraplegic rammed his wheelchair into an officer, threw urine from his catheter bag a patrol car and spat at the officer, police said Sunday. Ralph Evegan was arrested on charges of assaulting a police officer, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

Evegan’s lawyer said the case is a misunderstanding, and that his client was just trying to break his fall after the officer threw him to the ground. Police said they originally had gone to Evegan’s apartment to arrest him on an old disorderly conduct charge.

Hamilton County Municipal Judge Ted Berry ordered Evegan tested for diseases that can be transmitted by bodily fluid.

This is funny enough, since who hasn’t wanted to assault someone in a position of authority? But really the funniest part is the 2nd paragraph. To hear the lawyer tell it, evidently Evegan got thrown to the ground and, in breaking his fall, urine from his catheter went flying everywhere? Right. Well, even if that was the case, just think how bad it could’ve been if this guy had also had a colostomy bag.

Hu Flung... Pee?

One Response

  1. HAHA! How funny would it be to witness that? I would pay good money to see someone throw urine and or poo at a cop.

Leave a Reply