Quoth the movie…

It’s Thursday and the points are back. Give me the movie and the character who said it for the [points].

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1. You gotta handle it like CNN and The Weather Channel. Constant updates. [4]

2. You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you. [4]

3. See, here’s the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? [4]

4. Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom’s home? [3]

5. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer. [3]

6. I’ll never forget it. How many times do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit? [4]

Quoth the movie...

8 Responses

  1. 2. The movie is Clerks, and the character is Silent Bob. Snoogins! ;-)

  2. 5. The movie is Dogma, and the character is Loki.

    Yes and yes. Don’t tell me you weren’t watching the clock carefully.

  3. 1. Banky, Chasing Amy.

    Indeed.

  4. Haha, yes, I was…but only because I got screwed so many times in I-66 Points, version 1.0.

    Well I’m trying to spread the wealth a little. The Republicans must be pissed.

  5. Damn BJ beat me to it. Clerks: Best Movie Ever.

    I’m still upset that they didn’t keep the original name of the sequel.

  6. UPDATED STANDINGS:

    1) Carrie M – 7 points
    1) Bettyjoan – 7
    3) Washington Cube – 5

  7. You’re making my brain hurt.

  8. 4) – Randall – Clerks 2

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