Abbreviated open letters

Dear Dude Pumping Iron to Dave Matthews Band,
Really?
Befuddled,
I-66
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Dear The Aunt,
Sorry.
More or less sincere,
I-66
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Dear Puppy’s nuts,
So long.
To the vet soon with ya,
I-66
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