Axis of Evil

This shit is unbelievable.

The Dallas Cowboys and New York Yankees are forming a company to handle concession and merchandise sales at their new stadiums.

As if I need to say anything else?

The partnership brings together two of the most recognizable franchises in all of sports and two of the highest-profile owners in the Cowboys’ Jerry Jones and the Yankees’ George Steinbrenner.

And two of the biggest jackasses this side of the Pacific.

Each club will move into a new stadium next year. Cowboys and Yankees officials said at a news conference Monday that the company will allow them to provide better food options for fans.

Because eating shit, evidently, isn’t good enough for them.

You can’t make this stuff up, people. Rumors that the Duke Blue Devils want in on the deal for Cameron Indoor have neither been confirmed nor denied.

Axis of Evil

3 Responses

  1. i didnt understand most of that…but…does it mean i can get a vodka tonic at a game?? cause if so MAYBE id go …
    xoxo

    You can get one of those anywhere. I have a few recommendations.

  2. That comment did not appear like it was supposed to. What kind of dork can mess up a blog comment? I’m going back to bed now.

    Back to bed? It was 9:30 when you wrote that. I was just getting to the bar at that point.

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