Lazy Monday

A weekend of getting up early, staying up late, two tailgates, and quite a bit of heat has taken its toll. I. am. beat. How tired am I?

- I really want/need a Mountain Dew, the nectar of the Gods, but I can’t make myself go get one.

- I forgot to watch Robot Chicken last night.

- When heating breakfast this morning, I actually opened the cabinet door next to the microwave, as if it was the microwave, and almost put the food in there before realizing that my microwave should not have dishes in it already.

- When my alarm went off, I reached for my cell phone, despite the two sounding nothing alike.

It should go without saying that this is going to be a long day. When you have the weekend that I had, it’s worth it.

Lazy Monday

2 Responses

  1. Did you know that Trojan now makes some over the finger ridged tingler thingie? I had to cover my eyes and ears when the ad popped up on t.v. last night. What strange world is this of lubricates, rubber and plastics.

    I want to walk city streets wearing Russian net veils with two duenas.

  2. I slept like crap last night, even for me. Though I am not really a fan of the Mt. Dew, I am already on my third coffee…and it isn’t even 9 am.

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