Happiness is:

After walking in to work to one extraordinarily puzzling situation and one urgent one when it’s raining, adversely affecting everyone’s mood, you didn’t get nearly enough sleep last night, and whatever you ate for breakfast wasn’t nearly enough because your stomach is beginning to eat itself so you begin to wonder what you should do for lunch… getting a phone call from someone who says they’re at the deli, asking whether you want them to bring you anything back.

Maybe the day is looking up.

5 Responses

  1. Rain always demands more sleep! Why do we refuse to follow our animal logic?

    Many times the desire to earn a paycheck overrides the desire to sleep.

  2. You, sir, are a buttface.

    I hope your sandwich was not as delicious as a really delicious sandwich!

    I’ll buy you a pair of Uggs for Christmas. Will that appease you?

  3. What kind of sammich?

    You’d like it. There was lots of meat.

  4. “Many times the desire to earn a paycheck overrides the desire to sleep.”

    And that’s what’s wrong with America. Right there, buddy.

    This will mean we will lose when the animal revolution comes. And it IS coming.

  5. Ooh. “someone” at the deli. Well. Well. Well.

    Easy now.

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