I-66: i am dragging ass like a dog with worms.
Lemmonex: ew
I need a caffeine IV, stat. I’ve been trying to cut back on the Nectar Of The Gods (Mountain Dew) of late, and I realize it’s barely 10am, but I think I’m going to make an exception. There is no rest for the weary, as [...]

Tiredness ahead

We interrupt your regularly scheduled gratuitous doggage to bring you the following message: Today is going to be a very long day.
It is just a shade after 3pm and I only got to work an hour ago. You see, my building does not permit weekend move-ins, and that would be a problem if not for [...]


Caution: This post is rated GD for GOTDAMN! Gratuitous Doggage!

I don’t know where *you’re* going to sleep, I-66

The bed. It is lost.

Dear M Street Bar & Grill,

I have no idea what you’re trying to do. You played some pretty strange music last night, and it made me really question the musical proclivities of one individual who will not be named (but I didn’t say anything about not linking). That’s alright though, since at least you had a little nook in which [...]

New Addition > New Edition

This just in… Yours truly isn’t the only one who’s going to be getting used to the new digs. This afternoon, I acquired a new roommate. Of course, this one will probably pee on the floor now and again in the early going while he gets used to the place, but I’m prepared for that. [...]

No coconuts

Long time readers of this blog know that I write my fair share about driving, and the asshattery that goes on around the area perpetrated by its fine driving citizens. Today I give you more.
Wednesday night I drove to RFK Stadium via the Southeast Freeway, the route I usually take for DC United games. As [...]

Reason #267 I love Statcounter

Without it, I would not have known that someone at my former employer has recently started reading this blog. It’s kinda funny, considering that the entire time I was there I never caught an IP that wasn’t my own from there, but now that I’m gone one suddenly starts popping up.
I wonder who it is. [...]

Coming home

Last night after my game I had to make a conscious effort to not let my autopilot kick in and drive me back to Fairfax. Last night I drove north on 395, heading for the city and the place I’ll soon call home.
Last night I spent my first night in the condo.
Now I imagine that [...]

Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em

Yesterday while sitting in the surprisingly brief traffic on 395 South, I caught a Metro bus breezing by out of the corner of my eye in the HOV lanes. I’m not sure why I felt compelled to watch it, but I’m glad I did because otherwise I would’ve missed it bursting into a smoky cloud. [...]