I’m it.

Okay… so Brett tagged me. While I’m figuring out how to properly punish her for this transgression of tagging me, I will oblige. I’m that nice. However, I’m not tagging none a’ya! Thank me later.

The deal here is I’m supposed to share seven random and/or weird things about myself. Depending on what your opinion of me is, you’re either thinking “seven?! that’s easy!” or “seven?! that’ll take forever!” Anyway, on we go…

1. I can turn the upper portion of my right ear inside out and it can stay that way for a few seconds. I cannot do this with my left ear.

2. I once hit Pierce Brosnan in the face with a beach ball. You’ll have to find that story yourself. I’d start with searching this blog for his last name.

3. I did not ever get sick as a direct result of alcohol until one night a couple of years ago at Old Ebbitt Grill. Even then it’s hard to say whether it was the rum & cokes I’d been drinking, or the spoonfuls of pico de gallo and sour cream I ate that caused me to stumble off quickly and absolutely wreck a bathroom stall.

4. I can count 4 flat tires that I’ve had in my driving history, and every single one has been the right front.

5. My first drinking experience was in an underground parking lot in McLean. We drank Iron City Beer that had been sitting in someone’s attic for who knows how long. I will never drink that beer again.

6. It irritates me to no end that whenever I look for white chocolate chip cookies, I can only find white chocolate macadamia. I’ve got nothing against macadamias, but sometimes a guy just wants white chocolate chips only.

7. When this blog got its own domain, I was at a crossroads where my other choice was to shut the blog down for good. You now know which I chose, but I was walking the line for about a week.

I'm it.

8 Responses

  1. So glad you didn’t shut this blog down, I would have held a sit in demanding it come back – would have filed a permit with Park Police and everything.

    Thanks. In the end I’m glad I made the decision I did.

  2. You should just bake your own GD cookies. Make sure to toss a lot of flour around the kitchen for comic effect.

    I think you just volunteered to do some baking for me.

  3. Glad you stuck to it. DC needs i-66, and preferably the one writing this blog than the maze of cement I despised so much in my former driving in NOVA days.

    Oh now… it’s not that bad, Commonwealth Belle.

  4. I hear what you’re saying about the cookies. That combo does seem to always be together, huh?

    Now I’m off to search for your Pierce story.

    I think only once have I ever found white chocolate chip cookies. I should’ve bought a million boxes.

  5. I am so with you on the white chocolate chips. It irritates me that they always add macadamias. Those nuts have something like 20 calories each! If I’m going to eat a ton of fat and calories, I want it to be chocolate.

    Whatever, like you’re worrying about fat and calories. I am positive I could pick you up with one arm.

  6. oh i am all over the white chocolate chip cookies with the nuts…that has been one of the most irritating food things I’ve ever experienced

    Sweet. I’m definitely not alone in this.

  7. Maybe had you had a glass of water, Old Ebbitt Grill would not have to suffer a destroyed bathroom stall.

    Be still my blogging heart. Water Girl? Leaving water-related comments? I don’t know what to say.

  8. are you saying you prefer the white ones???
    im just askin’??

    Yes. That’s exactly what I’m saying ;)

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