That’s not Folgers in your cup

Hello,
On the surface I am but an unassuming coffee maker. I appear very simple, with my pot and my on/off switch, and my electrical cord. You probably want to plug me in and make yourself a few cups of Joe.

Right now I’m sitting atop a table in I-66’s office. I was found stored in a [...]

Me and you, your momma and your cousin too…

I could talk about the puzzling end to my Friday night, which included all kinds of beer at The Big Hunt and Lucky Bar. I could talk about how happy I was to be soaked in beer at the DC United match on Saturday night. I could also talk about how Striker chewed threw his [...]

I’m it.

Okay… so Brett tagged me. While I’m figuring out how to properly punish her for this transgression of tagging me, I will oblige. I’m that nice. However, I’m not tagging none a’ya! Thank me later.
The deal here is I’m supposed to share seven random and/or weird things about myself. Depending on what your opinion of [...]

Cookin’ with gas

In an effort to stock my pantries (that’s pantries, AUA and Cube), I went back to the Giant yesterday (and spent $170, but that’s neither here nor there) after work. I was low on gas, and my nav pointed me to a BP not far from the Giant where I decided to stop first. Or [...]

By popular demand…

More doggage!

Do a little dance

You’re out in a bar. The DJ’s playing throwback tunes, which is a welcome change from hearing that Madonna and Justin Timberlake song for the 3,024th time. All of the sudden, a song you know but don’t know the name of comes on. You feel the urge to do a dance, because you saw it [...]

Troubling. Kinda.

Starting anew isn’t the easiest thing to do. Even after the moving process is complete there are things that need to be done and things gone wrong that need to be fixed somehow. To wit:
- I can’t seem to keep a lot of food in the house. I go out, buy bags of stuff, and [...]

Things I learned this weekend

- When driving to Giant, always look out for people in front of their residences that you can pick up and take with you.
- When trying to park in Adams Morgan, a legal space will appear right at the very moment you get frustrated with circling the blocks and consider parking illegally.
- I am adept [...]

Sign Language

I fashion myself as a rather observant individual. I tend to randomly notice when things are off or don’t belong, and I have a keen eye for signs. Take this one inside a 7-11…

In case it isn’t easy to read, it says that those little chicken things are 69 cents a piece, or 5 for [...]

Dear New Flatscreen TV,

I know, you’re waiting for me to pick you up this afternoon. I want to welcome you ahead of time to my humble abode. You’re probably worried about the four-legged critter that is going to be running around, but I assure you he won’t be able to reach you. I want you to know that [...]