Amber Alert

An amber alert has been released in the Washington, DC metropolitan area. Last night a four-year-old, blond female with brown eyes and a generally happy demeanor was taken from her home around 9:00pm EST. The culprit reportedly entered the house with a key and took the girl without a struggle. He also may have tried to lure her with food.

A blurry photo of the girl that was apparently taken with a camera phone was sent to various family members. Evidently it was designed to show that she was not restrained, nor had she been harmed in any way. This photo has been approved for release to the public.

Shortly after the crime, the perpetrator declared that the girl would be returned either at the end of the weekend or after she sheds all over everything, whichever comes first.

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